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PFM Technology

PFM Technology, or Pure Fucking Magic Technology, is a kind of hi-tech equipment or processor so advanced that it cannot be explained by the lay-person as anything other than sorcery or witchcraft.
"I got this App that listens to a song and tells me the name of the song and the artist."

"That's incredible! How does it work?"

"I have no idea. I think it uses PFM Technology."
by Tyrant O'Saurus April 23, 2010
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Person A: How the hell does a person sing in harmony with themselves?

Person B: PFM.
by Bella Bartalk October 14, 2013
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I accidentally fell on top of your mom. pfm Please forgive me.
by the mitchell October 23, 2009
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An acronym for a Penis Face Massage. A relaxing and erotic face massage using a flaccid penis. The soft glans penis can be used with or without foreskin. Known to reduce the appearance of lines on the face, while increasing the appearance of balls on the face.
"What are you doing after work today?"

"I'm so stressed! I just want to go home and get a PFM from my boyfriend."

"That sounds great, can I come over and get one too?"

"Of course not you fucking whore, die in a fire."
by Licensed Massage Therapist November 17, 2011
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*Squad sends a pic of smoke smoke
PFM
by JboiOnTehPen November 3, 2019
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Getting the systems to run around here takes PFM.
by Charlie O February 3, 2003
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PFM means pray for me, usually said when someone is doing something difficult
Kevin: PFM i'm working all day
Arnold: what
by Elder Pricey June 17, 2018
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