Oompa Loompa

a oompa loompa is probably the most brain dead, malnuritioned ignored piece of scum on this planet. He loves serching up gay furry bondage porn in his free time and jerks his micro peepee off to it, while finishing he relises that he is so ingored and lonley that the world can actually benifit to him commitng suicide and his familly doing so to, so the whole blood line is erased.

"Hey shut your oompa loompa looking ass up bitch"

"That insult was so mean im going to record my self humping a minion plushy, post it on the internet, get imbaressed then kill myself"
"Oh damn i didnt know that word was so powerful"

by 34567893182367409381748 November 23, 2021

Oompa Loompas

Oompa Loompas are very strange looking people, usually very small of stature, that are pressed in to service and relied upon by Beta Bro and other Metro Sexual men for doing normal projects around the house that real, masculine men normally do.

In particular, the Beta Bro takes great pride and gets very serious while watching the Oompa Loompas drive around in their hilarious little tractors while the Beta Bro directs them and barks nonsensical orders while drinking whiskey sours and other girly drinks made from automatic drink pouring machines, which in turn are usually made in little Oompa Loompas factories.

You are not going to believe this John. Our brother had a small tree fall down in the yard, and instead of getting a chain saw and spending 20 seconds taking care of it he brought in the Oompa Loompas again and insisted they bring their little tractor!

by Westside3Sixty July 16, 2022