girl on top

Girl on top is definately one of the more fun ways of sex. If you do this though it doesn't usually work because of gravity.

I tried girl on top and all my cum came back and landed all over my stomach and balls.

by sex addict101 March 6, 2008

Dirty Octopus

A "Dirty Octopus" occurs when one has heaving bouts of diarrhea mixed with a lack of common decency and access to a (preferably crowded) swimming pool. Much like an octopus uses it's "ink" as a self defense/camouflaging mechanism, the subhuman who leaves a "Dirty Octopus" in the pool does so via projectile diarrhea whilst swimming below the surface thus leaving an ever expanding, anal shite cloud behind in their damaging wake causing inordinate amounts of psychically traumatic, human collateral damage.

Ah dude! I was holding my breath underwater when Dan blew a Dirty Octopus at me!!!

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 2, 2013

might make an octopus worry

A bad idea, a wrong choice. Doing something stupid.

Plugging an AC adaptor into a crowded wall outlet might make an octopus worry.

by RaMDaY December 17, 2006

pretty pretty please with cherries on top

a statement used to show that you really want something, or someone.

Setting: Home
Characters: mom

teenager

Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old

man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.

Teen: That was a bad joke.

by ita112 August 6, 2011

on top

lookin exstremely suspicious when out and the 5-0 is about

Shit its the 5-0, dont make it look on top

by Mike March 5, 2005

octopussy

When a female's genetalia looks like a sea-creature (octopuss) crawled up in her and let its tentacles hang out a bit.

Her octopussy sucks back up in her when it feels the cold air and when its in the heat it prefers to dangle to get more air or possibly food.

by Rachel Ewald April 8, 2004

Octopus Hands

A man or woman who has the insistent need to put their univited hands on another persons body whether it be at a club or at the movies on a first date. Keep your hands to yourself!

Lisa decided to help Johnathan with his homework one night and while they are sitting in her dorm room, he decides to place his octopus hands on her knee and proceed to slide up, while the other hand wraps around her shoulders....

by Carmen Brown21 February 24, 2010