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one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
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One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles
Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.
by peronasunlight September 20, 2021
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One episode number one fan

This mainly applies to television series that have ran for over a year. One episode number one fans are people who see one episode of a popular television show and try to integrate themselves into the fandoms of said show much to the annoyance of actual fans of the show who have been there since day one. They will usually try and strike up a conversation with an actual fan but most fans are not interested in somebody who knows barely anything about the series and will ignore them. This usually leads to them becoming aggressive over not being included in a fandom they know nothing about and will often accuse the fans of gatekeeping.
“Omg I love this show so much! I ship this character and that character!”

Real fan: “dude you’ve only seen one episode, stop acting like you’re a die hard! You are literally one episode number one fan.”
by Millyfnaf June 26, 2021
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One Thousand-Eleventy-One

A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.
“Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”
by Krispy Bizkut May 30, 2018
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No one is no one, only one

Something that blurted out of my mouth when I was pacing around my room, talking to myself about love, suffering from wanting-to-be-held syndrome, AND HAD ONLY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP THE LAST NIGHT.

I think it was supposed to mean, “Everyone has an only one” or something.
“No one is no one, only one. Words from a young, hormone-crazy lady.”
by glxcious January 19, 2024
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While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023
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as eaasy as one plus one

That question was as eaasy as one plus one.
by Great Boii September 8, 2023
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