Shit Crumbs

The flaky dry substance of fecal matter combined with toliet paper that is found on bathroom toliets

This toliet has not been cleaned in ages, look at all of the shit crumbs!

by D Phil March 15, 2006

ass crumbs

It is when a person does not take a shower for a few days and has taken a few dumps and leaves dried pieces of shit behind on the toilet bowl

I went to take a dump and some nasty fucker left ass crumbs on the toilet bowl seat

by Carl Hard February 21, 2009

poop crumbs

little pieces of poop, which look like crumbs, that is left behind after the primary poop has been flushed.

My roomate left alot of poop crumbs at the bottom of the toilet.

by poomp April 11, 2007

love crumbs

Acts of affection in an imbalanced romantic relationship carried out infrequently by one of the parties in order to give the other party a glimmer of hope that the continuation of the relationship is worthwhile.

"I don't know why Suzy stays with Andy; she dotes on him constantly and all he gives her are occasional love crumbs."

by taggypag March 7, 2010

pussy crumbs

Noun. That mess left in your sheets after a long bangin', and your woman's creamy jizz dries on her and then falls onto your sheets. Resembling that someone with severe psoriasis just slept in your bed.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.

Guy: Dude, what the hell is all that crap in your bed? Are you really sunburned?
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".

by happy diver March 21, 2011

Crumb Getta

A man who hits on a woman who is just out of a relationship that ended badly. The woman, devastated, is in a vulnerable and "crummy" position. The man in turn is there to pick up the crumbs, hence, the Crumb Getta.

"You hear? Stacy just got dumped a night before prom." Tyler
"No way, they seemed so happy together." Cole
"It ended really badly, shes a mess." Tyler
"Time for me to move in, I'm a Crumb Getta!" Cole

by AC Stunna July 20, 2008

crumb king

A person who leaves a trail of food crumbs everywhere they go. Someone who could make soup into crumbs and drop them on the floor/table.

"Have you seen that Matthew guy? He's super cute, but everywhere he goes there is a trail of bread crumbs! What gives?" "Oh, you didn't know? He's the crumb king."

by sannabanana November 7, 2014