side missioned

Being dicked in missionary while booty bouncing over one’s pelvic region with maximum efficiency

Markus: “Aye bro what do you like to do for fun”
Dom: “I like to be side missioned by BOYS”

by UncleMawkus August 28, 2021

Ninja Mission

When you do something you know you're not supposed to do (whether it's good or not so good) or when you do something that other people (like your parents) don't want you to do.

Well...sneaking out to Caid's party at 11 p.m. was a real ninja mission.

by avtor17 February 7, 2018

duo missions

Two guys and two girls hangout together

bro we have the duo missions tonight

by jbecky April 26, 2022

Mission Impossible

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.

Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*

by Itschrian January 26, 2018

Stealth Mission

To approach an objective silently and undetected.

Or make ear breaking explosions everywhere.

Usually the second.

Stealth Mission? Bring the Rocket Launcher.

by Silenth32 March 22, 2019

Crash mission

An activity or mission that is most likely going to in in an epic failure such injury, incarceration, or death.

Rhonda Rhousey getting back into the octagon would likely be another crash mission.

by Mikemikeandmike March 5, 2017

POOKIE MISSION

To set out to do something trifling or illegal in order to make money.

Yo dawg, I aint smoke in 2 days. Im bout to hit this pookie mission so I can get a dimebag!!

Girrlll, my babydaddy is so trifling!!
Why now what he do??
Instead of getting a real job, this nigga out on a pookie mission to get the baby some diapers!
How he do that??
He sold all the games to the X-Box!!

by BfloHunnydew October 4, 2011