Off one

1 ) under the influence of some sort of substance or drug

2 ) a high

p1 ) - " man you see that dude over there ? heres off one !! " * the dude " over there " completely nodding off *
it could also be combined with other words like " hes off a good one " etc etc

by 47genesis November 19, 2023

trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.

I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick

by Clackervalve March 29, 2022

Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

Bust one off

The act of cooking a batch of methamphetamine.

Dude you can't use a smart water bottle to bust one off.
Why not?
I don't think you need to be doing this if you have to ask...

by tragicbeautiful January 27, 2011

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.

Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back

by Just the tips November 4, 2018

Off a sick one

Can be used in either a positive or negative context:

Depending on the temperament of the individual using it.

- Most commonly related to the phrase “on a sick one”

- “ off a sick one” means the person/object/or situation you are referring to is extra-ordinary. Or not the normal. Out of the baseline.

“Yo my uncle beat me, he is off a sick one today”

“My roommate bought a 30 rack he is off a sick one.”

by 10E03 October 21, 2025