Captain Obvious

A name given to anyone who states somthing painfully obvious.

"Gnools says ... war on Iraq has start THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

"Gnool says ... Vis is hardcore OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again"

by VisOne March 25, 2003

captain obvious

See Legolas for further definition.

"......a diversion!"

by Draith March 30, 2005

Obviously a white boy

When somebody is obviously a white boy

That white boy is skanking like a wet fanny three days before nigas hyping blushed. Obviously a white boy.

by Meat cleaver milne May 5, 2009

Captain Obvious

When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend

ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*

by kimmy booth June 7, 2005

obviously obvious

Used when someone asks a question and they already know what the awnser will be. Mostly asked by people how ask questions just to hear their on voice.

Enrique: So are we getting drunk tonight
Carmen: Its obviously obvious, silly.

by Bozak September 17, 2007

Captain Obvious

(noun): One who states the obvious as if he/she did not know this before; One who is trying to keep a secret and gives too many hints as to what it is; (antonym: see obviousman

"Eew, that guy is picking his nose!"
"Well, thaaaaank you, captain obvious!" | "We are standing in 3 ft. of blood."
"Captain obvious strikes again"

by Rellek Aryc, LOAHS (Lord Of All He Surveys) January 11, 2004

NOVA (No Obvious Value Added)

A NOVA (No Obvious Value Added) is a person who in any social event adds no value to any conversation or activity. They are boring, dull and no fun to have around. There is also such a thing as a Super NOVA.

Man why did you invite Susie to the Super Bowl party, she's such a NOVA (No Obvious Value Added). She just sat there and said nothing with that blank look on her face see whole time. Also see Super Nova

by CooCoo 4 CoCo Puffs January 25, 2013