by TickTocktheclockwhatbreededali May 20, 2019

When two men stand facing each other and give each other western handjobs, each racing to try and ejaculate on the other person first.
Eric: Hey dude, Anything going on tonight?
Jacob: Jesse and I have a high noon stand-off planned for later.
Chad: You know what time it is!
Ryan: High noon stand-off time?!
Chad: Ready, set, draw!
Jacob: Jesse and I have a high noon stand-off planned for later.
Chad: You know what time it is!
Ryan: High noon stand-off time?!
Chad: Ready, set, draw!
by Ultimatefgt November 4, 2013

John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.
Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by aweeze April 2, 2010

10 minutes prior to noon, gather your friends and puncture a hole in the bottom of each of your beers, making sure that nothing is spilling by tilting your beer. upon the arrival of noon o'clock, crack open the beers and drink out of the hole you made. Most commonly used at college football game tailgates
by Aggressive Drinker August 12, 2011

This is a very slang term to say that you have an erection.
Proper use of this is when a hot girl comes up to you to ask what time it is and you reply with this.
I heard this on the show "Beevus and Butthead."
Proper use of this is when a hot girl comes up to you to ask what time it is and you reply with this.
I heard this on the show "Beevus and Butthead."
by Spartanboy3000 April 3, 2010

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.
Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by num421337 April 2, 2010

by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010
