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Nobody asked

One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.
Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up
by Senorken May 3, 2022
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regular nobody

A population which is always the majority. Nothing special, not famous, not rich, not wealthy, not powerful, not a big shot, not a celebrity, not the president, never the leader but always a follower. Just a person that would believe anything they're told and accept the shittier jobs so the government can stay well above and beyond while your just a regular nothing worthless nobody piece of shit continuing to keep getting fucked by the upper 1%.
Most people (at least 99 percent of the population). People no one ever heard of or will ever hear of. Not a celebrity or anywhere near the center of attention, but someone who could barely get on the news if they shot themselves in the head in the middle of Times Square as a suicide just for recognition that he's worth anything at all. my father David is a regular nobody because no one whos big knows him and no one gives a fuck about him or anything about him.
by tatomuck1 November 5, 2008
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Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you.

Friendly trash talk when your friend or co-worker talks too much during meetings or trainings. Can also be used to lighten the mood when an especially annoying person monopolize's everyone's time with negative comments and useless questions.
by Off with her head! October 3, 2016
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nobody cares

only applicable when someone disagrees with you
a: someone is generally obnoxious.
b: nobody cares, a.
by sirbinarios November 11, 2017
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Nobody Moved

Gayer sassier way of saying nobodys bothered
Fat Girl: Did you i got my 3rd kfc this week and it’s only Thursday

Boy: *silence*

Girl 2: *silence

Boy 2: *silence*

Gayboy: Nobody Moved
by Tbennett July 14, 2022
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nobody cares about me

Oh, so you found me....Right..? I mean - you’ve never met me, and neither have you, so... Should we be friends? That’d be a great Idea.....Right...?...Or you and me could..go on a walk and talk to eachother....Anyway, I want you to go look at wholesome memes, and look at this tomorrow to see how great you feel :)
See you!
Hey...You doing alright?
Not really...
What happened?
Nobody cares about me..
by LovingKittenGuy October 7, 2020
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Nobody:

Used as a delivery to a joke, the nobody joke is seen mostly in youtube comments whenever a video gets popular.

The people that make this joke consist of 12 to 15 year olds that think that racist irony is comedy gold.

Most of the time, the punchline is a timestamp from video. Rendering the joke, completely useless.
Example 1:

nobody:

me when I see big chungus crossing the street : NOW THATS WHOLESOME 100

Example 2

Nobody:

Me when trump sais build the wall : 0:45
by speedwai March 30, 2020
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