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Kaleo Diet

A combination of the Ketogenic, or Keto, diet and the Paleo diet. Many people have adopted the Paleo diet (eating like our hunter-gather ancestors) which means no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc. Now more and more people have switched to the Keto diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs since we normally burn carbs for fuel, but if there is very little in the diet, the body will burn the fat for fuel through a process called ketosis). You can continue to eat the like a cave man but adapt it to a percentage of fats, protein and carbs that turn your body into a fat burning machine and you have the Kaleo diet.
The Kaleo diet is a combination of both the Paleo diet (no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc) and ketogenic diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs).
by Dr Kat May 23, 2017
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Instagram Diet

When you can't eat because you are unable to post photos of it on Instagram first.
Kaitlynd wouldn't touch her pie because there was an Instragam outage, she's on the Instagram Diet.
by ObscureFault August 28, 2014
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diet-conscious

People who concern about having a balanced diet.
"The portions are simply too big for the diet-conscious".
by Claire Dall August 20, 2017
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daytona diet

A diet that only consists of Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
by Major Jackson Butts August 20, 2018
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Snorlax Diet

When one's routine consists of nothing but eating and sleeping. According to the Pokedex entry for Snorlax, "All it does is eats and sleeps."
Last night when he was home alone, Sam decided to go on the Snorlax Diet.
by vine-whip November 12, 2011
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Diet Dick

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.
I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.
by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020
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Diet-Chad

A male consisting of the expected Chad physique, however, he contains the mental deficiency of a beta virgin loser. He is a disgrace to legitimate Chad's.
Jerry is a total diet-Chad, he may look the part, but his voice is too high pitched from all the soy he consumes.
by Yeetmaster4206969 July 31, 2019
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