kinantot ng malas

when you get fucked by fate
when you get fucked by life

Siya ay kinantot ng malas nang siya'y makatapak ng tae.

by yayeyiyoyu November 27, 2018

Lilly Ng

Lilly, a person who thinks she is some kind of cartoon,but after she think of herself,she always understands that she is herself,then she will wake up and finally becomes a new person a person that is kinda crass,idiot and funny, she will risen herself and sometimes will make the right decisions. Any Lilly Ngs that’s out there stop thinking your a cartoon your the best person that people ask for please! Be yourself!

Hey! Get the Lilly Ng Mug right now!

by LillyNgSumLui March 27, 2022

Wesley Ng

A sex god. The biggest of dicks. No man compares to the presence of his girthy throbbing schlong. You'd be lucky to lay eyes upon it, let alone experience it.

Man 1: Bro is that guy a Wesley Ng?
Man 2: Yeah man, I tripped over his massive cock just now
Man 1: Holy shit that IS a Wesley Ng

by EzDrink1 April 16, 2022

K!NG

K!NG is a bass trap producer on soundcloud and has really good music so go check him out

soundcloud.com/ pr0d_king

uhhhh idk follow k!ng on soundcloud

by prodk!ng January 2, 2021

miles ng

a gay person

James: Hey jerry do you wanna come to mine tonight and ill lick your balls
Jerry: no James im not a miles ng like John

by memeyselfandi April 15, 2018

Reyden Ng Jian Yu

The best guy u will ever met that is studying in Woodgrove Primary School Currently in 2019.He has the Nice Eyebrow,the nicest Personality inside out and has a huuuugeeee dick

Damn that guy is and Reyden Ng Jian Yu

by Yep i’m bored October 31, 2019

Colin NG

The charming, handsome, strong, smartest, best swimmer.

Colin NG is the best

by mars-alien October 5, 2022