New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023

New Hampshire pipe-bomb

When you are receiving oral from someone with a dry mouth while they’re puking on your dick at the same time

“Dude Jessica gave me the best New Hampshire pipe-bomb I’ve had in a while”

“What the fuck is wrong with you”

by Coleslaw420 May 31, 2025

New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023

A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.

Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.

by nermalpecker September 16, 2025

evil new hampshire

the webcomic xkcd made a joke map of the united states on december 15, 2023 where it had 64 states. at first glance it looks correct because all the noticeable states (california, texas, florida, michigan, maine, maryland, etc.) are there but when you look closely you realize a bunch of extra look-alike states have been added. most of them are just wyoming and colorado clones in the western part of the country, but one of them is next to new hampshire. people have dubbed it "evil new hampshire."

have you seen the 64 states map by xkcd? it has states like evil new hampshire, central carolina, aren't kansas, and newer mexico.

by connecticut 765 June 16, 2025

New Hampshire Chilly Dog

When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.

Holy shit! That lady just gave him a New Hampshire Chilly Dog!

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

New Hampshire

New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”

They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.

*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*

Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!

Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.

Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”

Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”

by Urban Opinions (Not affiliated April 12, 2025