by RemovePork May 27, 2022
Get the Nissan mug.A white Nissan Sentra. The name “Sentra” is derived from “central” and “sentry” and is supposed to mean it’s a safer car. A sentry is also like a soldier or, well, STORMTROOPER. Haha! And it’s white like the Imperial Stormtroopers.
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Get the Nissan Stormtrooper mug.One of the best sports cars ever made in Japan. Has an acceptable horsepower number, unlike the Toyota GayTrash86
"Damn bro, did you see that Nissan 370Z"
Yeah dude, it looks leagues better than your shit Toyota GT86
Yeah dude, it looks leagues better than your shit Toyota GT86
by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022
Get the Nissan 370Z mug.The NIssan GT-R is one of the 12 year old's favorite cars, along with the Toyota Supra and *insert Ferrari here*
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Get the Nissan GT-R mug.Nissan Nick is one of a kind. He is smart, funny and seriously hot. Everything he does is holy and he was blessed by baby Jesus himself. Nissan Nick adored and simped for by every girl in the world. He is said to be the most chad person ever, renowned by anyone with common sense.
He treats his love like the only girl ever, and she treats him the same. Nissan Nick is everybody's favorite. His very existence is a gift to all.
He is truly the only real GOAT.
He treats his love like the only girl ever, and she treats him the same. Nissan Nick is everybody's favorite. His very existence is a gift to all.
He is truly the only real GOAT.
by nobodycares456 April 6, 2022
Get the Nissan Nick mug.The Nissan Skyline Generation 11 (Gen 11 Skyline) not to be confused with the Infiniti G35, is a vehicle made by Nissan, of course. The drivers of this vehicle are weeaboo virgins who refuse to get a girlfriend and are secretly gay for eren jager or sum like that
Person 1: "Yo is that a Infiniti G35?
Person 2: "No its a supped up gen 11 skyline with a guy with a neckbeard and the car has weeaboo hentai stickers all over it."
Person 1: "I feel so bad for that mans mother and whoever his girlfriend may be."
Person 2: "Bro what girlfriend?"
Person 1: "Yeah you right."
This is where i put the word in the sentence
Nissan Skyline Generation 11
Person 2: "No its a supped up gen 11 skyline with a guy with a neckbeard and the car has weeaboo hentai stickers all over it."
Person 1: "I feel so bad for that mans mother and whoever his girlfriend may be."
Person 2: "Bro what girlfriend?"
Person 1: "Yeah you right."
This is where i put the word in the sentence
Nissan Skyline Generation 11
by TheBat227 February 24, 2022
Get the Nissan Skyline Generation 11 mug.Ohh man. The nissan xterra. For people who cant afford a toyota and are smart enough not to get a jeep, the nissan xterra had 2 model years official model years, but 3 styles.
2000-2004 - the first xterras, relatively reliable had 2 front ends the square light and bugeye these came with the 2.4l i4, 3.3l v6, and a fucking SUPERCHARGED 3.3l v6, because who doesnt love a little bitta whining from your car when your spouse already does that
2005-2008 - sketchy year of the xterra, they usually get this fucking thing called SMOD which is where the radiator fluid mixes with the tranny fluid and it fucks the transmission to death. And the timing chain tentioner guide could fuck up cus of the guide is FUCKING PLASTIC, the engine options for this were the vq40de, but it wasnt “solved”
2009 - the first year of the facelift, same issues as the non facelift
2010-2015 - the relatively safe years of xterras, feturing the 4.0 vq40DE that had all the issues solved for the most part, just do oil changes and youre peachy.
Now that we got all the fun stuff outta the way lets break into the other bullshittery. Money. How much money does it take to fill up this beast
Well, at the time of writing this it is 50 bucks for a full tank and it drinks gas like a alchoholic drinks coors lite or jack Daniels. It drinks. So be prepared to crack into your collage fund or whatever to fuel this absolute tank.
2000-2004 - the first xterras, relatively reliable had 2 front ends the square light and bugeye these came with the 2.4l i4, 3.3l v6, and a fucking SUPERCHARGED 3.3l v6, because who doesnt love a little bitta whining from your car when your spouse already does that
2005-2008 - sketchy year of the xterra, they usually get this fucking thing called SMOD which is where the radiator fluid mixes with the tranny fluid and it fucks the transmission to death. And the timing chain tentioner guide could fuck up cus of the guide is FUCKING PLASTIC, the engine options for this were the vq40de, but it wasnt “solved”
2009 - the first year of the facelift, same issues as the non facelift
2010-2015 - the relatively safe years of xterras, feturing the 4.0 vq40DE that had all the issues solved for the most part, just do oil changes and youre peachy.
Now that we got all the fun stuff outta the way lets break into the other bullshittery. Money. How much money does it take to fill up this beast
Well, at the time of writing this it is 50 bucks for a full tank and it drinks gas like a alchoholic drinks coors lite or jack Daniels. It drinks. So be prepared to crack into your collage fund or whatever to fuel this absolute tank.
Trail goer #1 - “hey is that tom in his new SUV? What is that?”
Trail goer #2 - “doesnt look like a 4-runner to me”
Tom - “you guys like my Nissan Xterra?”
(Im not writing a whole fucking comic)
Trail goer #2 - “doesnt look like a 4-runner to me”
Tom - “you guys like my Nissan Xterra?”
(Im not writing a whole fucking comic)
by Bing Cott June 29, 2025
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