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Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025
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nibbler

bob: come come come come come come come. tim: shut mouth nibbler
by veamm August 1, 2019
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Twat tickler teste nibbler

I have to go to my little cousins birthday party. Twat tickler teste nibbler!
by Big Ball Nigga 69 April 25, 2024
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shit nibbler

Son: Ew, the dog is eating poop again!
Father: Goddamn shit nibbler!!!!
by pretty princess. September 26, 2022
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chainsaw boob nibbler

an individual who is sucking at a boob that is very spikey and milk contains litteral steel
person1: hey look at dem spikey steel boobs!

bob: man i wanna suck them like a chainsaw boob nibbler
by neonon December 27, 2022
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Fence Nibbler

When a wasp has the audacity to take it upon its self to remove the paint from your fence
by Hipopotomi August 13, 2022
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