"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself
"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"
-RORY
"Fig Newts"
-PAM
-RORY
"Fig Newts"
-PAM
by *PJP* October 31, 2011

The sexiest mf in maze runner fucking fight me for it I will let’s go asshat.
All the smart girls simp for him
All the smart girls simp for him
by anonymous January 31, 2023

by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020
