Michael Myers

A Major league closer for the 2004 MLB World Champ Boston RedSx. Was also a closer for the 2001 MLB Champs, the Arizona Diamondbacks. Aka: Mike Myers.

Yo, Mike Myers has 2 Baseball Championship rings. Damn hes good.

by GFBR #13 ALL-STAR 2005 dist.9 OBTEENE February 6, 2006

Alan Myers

Straight up gangsta. A name that is given to rulers and kings by their slaves. Legends say that the first Alan Myers actually defeated Gangas Kahn and Conan the Barbarian. Although men given the name of Alan Myers are hard and violent men, it is also said that they are the best lovers, taking women to places they have never been.

After the town was captured, the men, women, and children that the beast spared, called said beast Alan Myers.

by beast mode squad August 23, 2011

myers park high school

the school for daddy’s moneys kids that refuse to go to private school

oh you go to myers park high school? why not providence day?

by stfuudumbo January 2, 2021

jacob myers

Incredibly hot beast
Loves basketball
Giant penis

That guy is such a "Jacob Myers"

by Skyler Plummer July 25, 2016

baylee myers

That one blonde slut that sits across from you in class.

Jesus fuck, thats a real baylee myers over there

by GeneralGenocide May 22, 2017

Michael Myers

Oh that fucking creep? Oh hell no... he brutally murders his family! What the fuck!!! What the hell is he mad at them? Revenge??

The meaning is that Michael Myers is a fucking creepo

by Creppy lady October 21, 2018

Fort Myers

Fort Myers Aka Fort Mizery is a city in Florida made up entirely of surfer fags and beach queers. I hate Fort Myers

Me: Fuck Fort Myers
Girl: Look at that cool beach dude
Me: Fuck that fag
Girl: Fuck You
Me: You Wish

by apostrophee October 18, 2012