Mushroom Tan

1. The red mark shaped like a mushroom left on skin after the act of slapping the skin with an erect penis. Similar to cockslapping.

"Stacey, he left a mushroom tan on my belly after he pulled out and jizzed on my face. Fuckin amazing!

Mushroom Tan by Jordan Kelly & Sean Oosterveen September 23, 2010

Cream of Mushroom 

A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.

Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.

Cream of Mushroom by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

mushroom farmer 

Somebody who treats people like mushrooms - keeps them in the dark, whilst feeding them shit.

A manager who fails to inform his staff of important details, whilst spewing forth a large quantity of "management speak" such as "at the end of the day, we have to move the goal posts for team productivity, and embrace more bluesky thinking"

mushroom farmer by Evil Ed April 22, 2005

mushroom treatment 

Defined as the act of your upper level management not telling you what you need to know, and anything they do tell you is not true.

The meeting today sure was giving us the mushroom treatment. They have kept us in the dark about what is going on and they keep feeding us a lot of shit!

mushroom treatment by Lee Veasey October 10, 2005

Friendly Mushroom 

Noun, hallucinations caused by drinking mysterious cactus juice.
Origin: Avatar; the Last Airbender

"FRIEINDLY MUSHROOM!!! FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!! Mooshy giant FREIIIND!!"

Friendly Mushroom by Hrath and Sky March 30, 2009

Mushroom Stampede 

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

Mushroom Stampede by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010

Mushroom Sandwich 

When you grab a guys ass and their dick and push them towards eachother

Dude Thomas just gave Freddy a Mushroom Sandwich

Mushroom Sandwich by Jawzzii December 9, 2019