Muddy Boy

A Guy/Dude/Man that comes from the struggle or from the slums and hustles and grinds to get financially stable or upgrading their lifestyle
I come straight from the mud, i’m a muddy boy
by Pheonte706 December 22, 2018
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Muddy Hallway

The muddy hallway is a term used to describe the sensation felt when engaging an extremely slutty girl in anal sex.

Multiple poundings from behind have left her back door gaping open. The tightness one would hope to feel is no longer available, resulting in a sensation similar to trying to engage a hallway in sexual intercourse.
Dude, I totally experienced a muddy hallway when I nailed Kim in her backdoor; she has one loose caboose. Something tells me I wasn't the first (or 50th) guy to do that.

Thank god I wore a rain coat condom.
by 686-1983 February 04, 2012
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Muddy lid

when your willy has a bit of poo left on it after anal sex
"bro I was hitting it from the back and she left me with a muddy lid"
by DonDion August 28, 2019
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Muddy Napkin

An act of revenge: When seeing a person who has pissed you off or you otherwise don't like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. Then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. Then take the first napkin and wipe your ass with it. bring the holder back to the table and wait for your victim to hopefully wipe their mouth with it unsuspectingly.
As to muddy napkin your boss while on a date.
by The Big BEENJAMMIN July 28, 2011
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muddy garfield

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating
Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet
by Janimal69 October 06, 2017
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muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.
After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
by DieselJesus69 October 18, 2019
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Muddy Minnow

While performing the art of anal sex, right before you bust, stick it in her vag and bust that nut, son! - JOP3 and TME
Bro! So last night, I was goin to fuckin pound town on this bish, and I slipped her a muddy minnow in her box.
by Balloonknot15 September 12, 2018
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