A sip of coffee followed immediately by a bump of coke off a lactating women's breast and then a suck of milk.
by Midgetlover69420 June 27, 2020
Get the Morning Blendmug. you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.
for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
by Adam the definer ! June 22, 2015
Get the morning methanemug. A Morning Coma is when a person wakes up and for a few seconds and/or minutes forgets where they are, what time it is, and what day it is.
I had to give Ethan the time, date, and day of the week because he had such a bad Morning Coma after waking up.
by idkwatmynameis October 27, 2011
Get the Morning Comamug. The act of urinating on your spouse, or significant other, without their knowledge or consent. Best performed in the early morning hours while they are still asleep.
Mike: "Hey, did you get your girlfriend up early this morning?"
Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"
Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"
Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."
Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"
Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"
Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."
by jubu April 17, 2011
Get the Morning Justinmug. by Tarry Haylor October 13, 2013
Get the morning woodsapmug. by Morning Snorkel June 30, 2016
Get the Morning Snorkelmug. A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.
by DWS197812 April 9, 2015
Get the Hughes Morningmug.