verb, past tense of "to mom"
When a child is chastised or criticized for a probable cause by a subject, the child calls her/his mom to verbally or in some cases physically beat the living crap out of the subject. This subject has just been "mommed." This technique is extremely popular among those snotty little bastard prudes who play video games at Wal-Mart for several hours, trying the same damn demo and dying within ten seconds then retrying with the same result.
When a child is chastised or criticized for a probable cause by a subject, the child calls her/his mom to verbally or in some cases physically beat the living crap out of the subject. This subject has just been "mommed." This technique is extremely popular among those snotty little bastard prudes who play video games at Wal-Mart for several hours, trying the same damn demo and dying within ten seconds then retrying with the same result.
Me: Hey, you've been playing for the last hour and a half, could I play for a bit?
Kid: MOM!
Mom: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY CHILD! MY KID CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS! DON'T MAKE ME SUE YOUR DRUGGIE ASS! (kick, slap, kick)
Wal-Mart Worker: Dude, that guy over there just got mommed.
Other Wal-Mart Worker: Yeah, come on lets go screw over some more small businesses.
Kid: MOM!
Mom: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY CHILD! MY KID CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS! DON'T MAKE ME SUE YOUR DRUGGIE ASS! (kick, slap, kick)
Wal-Mart Worker: Dude, that guy over there just got mommed.
Other Wal-Mart Worker: Yeah, come on lets go screw over some more small businesses.
by ihatebeingmommed December 3, 2005
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by dave smitherson October 21, 2010
Get the mom mug.a person who will beat you up if you don't listen and snaps at you if you talk back or look her in eye. Someone that hates me unconditionally. Places bruises all over my body. Hits me with sticks or anything that will hurt me. Someone who doesn't understand your pain. Someone who doesn't love you for who you are. Not all moms are like that. Other moms love their offsprings with love and with the upmost attention. With all the patience and love in the world. I envy those who have those kind of mothers.
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