minge

(UK slang) Sachet of stench; malodorous ooze zone; paternity trouble bucket; gay no-man's-land; smelly cachet of STD's; bloody-napkin holder; frontal farter.

Like a minge, the creature bled for five days but would not die.

by Viking November 11, 2003

ming

A person who looks, acts and feels like a tree. He is incapable of feeling human emotion like Beyonce.He has an almost inhuman stomach. His biggest weakness is chinese food.

Person 1: Eat this gum I found on the ground.
Ming: Sure why not.
Person 1: Eat this Chinese food I got at Panda Express
Ming: *Runs away quickly*

by D0G31337 January 30, 2018

minge

The forest primeval in which is located the holiest of feminine sanctuaries

After a lifetime of futilely questing after enlightment, Siddhartha Gautama, the Buddha, abandoned all sense and hope and drowned himself in the carnal indulgence of his mum's MINGE.

by Princess Ragnhild of Norway March 4, 2003

minge

A dirty filthy pussy! the total opposite to a peach!

Notice the word MING in MINGe....

i went down on this bird she had a right minge, made me barf

by Scattyman May 2, 2005

ming

to fuck someone in an asian way

i'm gonna ming you so hard it's not even funny.

by ooglytoop7272 June 19, 2010

Ming

Something or someone gross or bad.

Outward Bound...
Abby: I haven't showered for 10 days
Anna: None of us have
Abby: If you're ming and you know it, clap your hands!
Everyone else: <Clap Clap>

by Lii September 5, 2005

minged

To be used when your vagina, covered or uncovered is being displayed, usually at close range.

*climbing over the top of someone while wearing only underpants*

Person underneath: "You just minged me."

by i love bj March 27, 2010