Michael McDiddle

An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.

"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."

by MugsyBogus May 23, 2013

michael rosen

a guy who likes chocolate cake

"Hello, my name is Michael Rosen! Oh, my mum used to make me chocolate cake all the time, she did!

by The guy he is looking for February 13, 2020

Michael Onda

An asian ice hockey player from California who plays in the Western States Hockey League. Michael Onda is most well known throughout the league as the biggest pussy ever to put on hockey skates, and has the shooting accuracy of an aging grandmother with Parkinson’s.

“Michael Onda skates the same way that old people fuck, slow and sloppy.”

by Fresno Monsters 101 February 29, 2020

Michaelia

An awesome chick. Michaelia can be pronouced a few different ways, including mi-KAY-la, mi-CHi-li-a, mi-SHI-li-a, mi-KAY-li-a, etc. Michaelia has a great sense of fashion, and has an awesome taste in music. She is generally a happy and optimistic person, but don't piss her off though, or you will get your ass wooped.

Person 1: Hey, who was that girl you were hanging out with?

Person 2: Oh, that's Michaelia. She's awesome.

by justme123withyou132 May 21, 2011

Michael Reeves

Amazing tech youtuber who's part of Offline TV. He's Filipino, White, from Hawaii, and hates turtles. He also likes to taze people. A lot. He's dating Lily pichu also.

you know michael reeves?

yeah, the guy who went and bought 500 bulk size packs of plastic straws to throw in the ocean?

Yeah, that guy

by turtle_destroyer June 7, 2020

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson- The King of Pop.

With the best selling album in history, "Thriller"-- and 4 other #1 albums, "Off The Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Invincible"-- As well as 12 #1 songs, and over 140 million albums sold world wide. He is the greatest artist in history.

by Jer March 7, 2005

Michael Jackson

An amazing man who will always be remembered for his kindness and sweetness. He will also always be remembered as the one and only King of Pop, the greatest and kindest entertainer of all time. R.I.P. Michael Jackson
1958-2009

"Your daddy was not strange... What he had to go through was strange." - Rev. Al Sharpton speaking at Michael Jackson's televised funeral.

by Joseph Pass. July 7, 2009