Gold Medal Mama

a woman who is so fat, that in order for a man to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. this term is derived from Gold Medal brand flour.

Steve : "Man, I ain't been laid in a long time. I'd settle for a Gold Medal Mama right now."
Bill : "Ya, me too."

by JAHrules November 5, 2013

did you medal

The act of receiving a medal in sports

" hey man did you medal in the olympics"?

by Salad talks August 23, 2016

would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie

by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008

Italian war medal

A stain from spilled Italian food on one's clothing.

Don't insult him by saying that Italian war medal must be Ragu. The meal was personally made for him by Giada.

by North Central Johnny October 8, 2009

medal of branor

When you take a hit for a bro ranging from jumping on a grenade to kicking drunk people out of his house.

We deserve a medal of branor for keeping that supposed friend from trying to bang your sister.

by Sketch Ryan March 13, 2011

Medana Kanta

Rustic way of referring to a man's penis. But it originally was developed to describe a penis which is extremely narrow , lacks admirable girth but still has considerable length. It is said these dicks feel like a finger when they enter. Men with penis like these are often despised by women and sex with them is really displeasing. Their relationships last only till the first sex.

Nanda never had a stable relationship owing to the medana kanta of a dick he had.

by GobindaMadhaba69 January 2, 2019

Gold Medal head

In honor of the 08 Olympics, it is a phrase to an outstanding oral performance.

That chick I dated last night was a bit of a butterface but she sure gives gold medal head!

by VictorFerrari October 15, 2008