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mayo man

Mayo man kinda like the Coochie man except he is not different he in fact actually takes Mayo and throws it at people, some say he works with the Pepsi bandit. The Mayo man covers anyone he sees with Mayo and they slowly turn black
Jordan: Do I smell Mayo?
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much

Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays
by Shlong NF1 October 23, 2020
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mayo lick

It's when you put mayo on your fingers, shove your fingers up your ass, and then proceed to lick it off.
The mayo john was eating didn't have a lot of flavor, so john decided to do a mayo lick.
by freddy69 May 1, 2015
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mayo jar

A communal jar that is passed around and filled with fresh semen whilst chatting.
"Hey Senoir, pass the mayo jar"
by SomeTosser July 14, 2014
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County Mayo

A county on the west coast of Ireland. Considered by many to be the best county in Ireland,it has spawned some of the best and brightest people in the country like opposition party leader Enda Kenny,or famous radio DJ Ray Foley.
It is also far superior to most other counties in Ireland such as Leitrim,Roscommon,Tipperary,Kerry,Sligo and many,many others. Being one of the most beautiful places also,it has huge amounts of Americans who are "trying to find their long lost cousins" which the locals have learned to put up with.....
American: Excuse me,do you know Seamus O Day from County Mayo?

Local1: No I Know a Seamus O DEA though.....

American: Oh I see,where can I find him?

Local1: Ah jesus its easy... Right,what you'd want to be doin' is headin down out past Ballyspuds,then carry on out as far as Ballycabbage,take a right if you see a cow with three legs you've gone to far......there should be a house on the left....

American: And is that Seamus O Day?

Local1: No,but its a fella who might know where to find him..

American: Ok thank you sir.....

Local1: No bother good luck....

Local2: Who were they lookin' fer?

Local1: Not a fukin' clue.....
by meatndtwoveg45 July 10, 2009
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mayo brain

carson is such a mayo brain. he just bought his vape an hour ago and just lost it at lunch
by sammyc April 24, 2017
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mayo sandwich

Giving a girl a mouthful of sperm. Since it has a consistency similar to mayo, combined with a girls mouth it immulates what having a mayo sandwich in her mouth would look like.
Peter North: Ready for this facial?

Girl:No, I'd rather you give me a mayo sandwich!
by Erndigla April 13, 2008
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Mayo Ass

an ass with so much cellulite it looks like mayonaise
that strippers ass is gross!
i know eh, what a fuckin mayo ass
by beautwagon21 October 30, 2008
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