John Mayer Disorder

Abbreviated with the acronym JMD, it is a mental state of being when one hears a song and devolops a liking for it, but abruptly changes their feelings about the song upon hearing the name of the artist or group who preforms the song. Getting it's name originally from the reaction by people first listening to the songs produced by artst John Mayer, but has and can be used for other groups and artists.

Jen: Hey, I like this song! Who sings this?
Sara: Lady Antebellum.
Jen: Oh. Turn it off.
Sara: I thought you liked it?
Jen: I can't now, it's classic John Mayer Disorder.

by littlebrownlab April 28, 2011

mayely

The most hottest girl u will ever meet in your life she has beautiful eyes and smile she is irresistible and u should never let her go

Him:my girl Mayely is so fucking hot

by Mayelys boyfriend February 16, 2018

Mayerli

Someone who has homosexual tendencies. Can be nice but say the wrong thing and she’ll come at you with 10 different scientific sources to back her opinion up (even if she’s wrong). Small and feisty like a chihuahua.

“Ugh, Mayerli totally just told me off about the school to prison pipeline”

by Ruby Chuby November 12, 2019

Billy Mayes

When you are fucking your girl and you pull out, spraying a couple nice ropes on her tits and neck, you both think you're done, but you get a couple more nice shots. An odd to the dearly departed Billy Mayes: "But, wait, there's more!"

Also known as the Billy Mayonnaise in some circles.

Laci: "That Billy Mayes you put on me this morning was gangster. You really had me fooled!"

by Hdhdhdhdhdh August 21, 2018

Mayer

The Male equivalent to a Jayer. Cuffs Jayers is not a smuv pure player.

Dude keshon is such a mayer.

by billyfillipd4president April 23, 2011

Harry Mayes

Harry mayes is the epitomy of stupid, they are often the nickname given to an annoying homosexual who uses his homosexuality as an excuse to accuse anyone of being homophobic because of any insult he has been given.

Sam: How is the 'Harry Mayes'

Molly: Ugh hes so annoying

by NotBrooda October 17, 2018

Mayer Hater

A stupid person who doesnt have anything better to do than say rude and untrue things about John Mayer. >(

I suggest you shut the fuck up and go on with your life.

by Chrissy April 15, 2005