mister maybe

mister maybe is a man that has it all.
he says what ever he pleases.
you most likely owe him money.
he always makes the first move, don't even try to contact him.

"if mister maybe asks me out on a date i will definitely accept"

"mister maybe called and we talked for hours"

"mister maybe has feet that are size ten men......you should give him a call"

"i owe mister maybe a shitload of money, it was very wonderful of him to lend it to me"

"mister maybe told me he wanted to put my hair in his nose, i feel so good about myself"

by generous-master-sturdy January 19, 2010

Harrison Maybe

The Harrison Maybe Originated in Kiev in the 1920's. When used it is a polite way of denying or rejecting a proposition without hurting the other party.

Nixk: Hi Harrison, Want to go a bunn a cotch?

Harrison: Aha maybe maybe (a Harrison Maybe).

by OCPR August 13, 2017

Maybe It’s Truth

A music group made up of a transgender singer, a gay emo with a guitar and a kid with a bass that looks bored

Hey man I saw maybe it’s truth and I loved them...

No you didn’t...

Your right they suck

by QWERTYUI87654321 January 16, 2019

cry maybe

When someone is about to cry but doesn't. A person with teary eyes that don't actuaLLy shed a tear. To be used when someone is whining about nonsensical buLLshit. A person on the brink of crying about something stupid.

Gee, I'm reaLLy sorry your mom blew up, Ricky...but you don't have to be a cry maybe about it...

by Da Boogedy November 18, 2017

Maybe Mama

1. When you bump into an ex and see she's got a kid...around the same age as the last time you hooked up with her.

2. When someone had a promiscuous life as a youth and is unsure if he has unknown children running around in the world.

I don't have any baby mamas, but there might be a few maybe mamas.

by KosmoPowers January 18, 2017

Solid Maybe

When you are definitely don't want to commit to something but for sure want to have the option.

John: "Who is coming tonight?"
Marc: "I'll be there!"
Nathan: "I'm a solid maybe!"

by AnBee89 May 6, 2023

maybe smsmmsmsms

when you feel smsmmsmsms but not enough to be considered smsmmsmsms

yo bro want to go out for pizza?

idk man, i feel a bit smsmmsmsms, but at the same time i dont

damn bro you feel maybe smsmmsmsms then

by Iamzard September 7, 2022