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Masterbation

Masterbation is an incorrect spelling. The correct spelling is masturbation.
by DaddyColonelRuffs July 28, 2025
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emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
by Big aldo October 15, 2020
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Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard
by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018
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Masterbated

Where a person rubs themself intimately for pleasure, releasing cum and semen from the vagina and penis
I masterbated so hard last night I cummed
by Mastherbationguru101010 April 13, 2023
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Pixel Masterbation

To have Exposed Wanking Pleasure with yourself Over a Animated Character in MMORPGs....
Games such as WoW hold Many of these People and are known to find Perverts on who Get turned on and Flirt with others on a game only knowing what their Characters Looking like

Pervert: oi oi sexy
Person: err hi
Pervert: Wanna come to Goldshire inn
Person: Yeh sure
Pervert: Okies Lets go
-both go into the in-
Pervert: -screams- IT HAS A DICK!
Pixel Masterbation: -two perverts in the corner Checking out a female Night elf- Look at her Boobs and ass! Dibbs!
by Holychuckle August 26, 2009
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Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!
Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad
"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."
by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022
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