Public Masturbater

One guy

One trench coat
One sick chub
LOTS PUBLIC SEMEN.

Gabe, the ultimate public masturbater, was masturbating at the Grapevines Mills and his mom spotted him so he ran.

he was shot by Seth Rogen.

by PUBLICMASTURBATER-GABESKRILLZ October 24, 2009

masterbating

a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation

1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn
Normal person: Good to know.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Laws of Masterbation

1) you may only jizz on a guy if he is dead or unconscious.

2) You may only jizz on a girl if she is alive and conscious.

3) you may not jizz in front of family members

4) you may not jizz in front of a guy unless both of you are jizzing on the same girl.

feel free to add more.

Dude, you just broke the first and third laws of masterbation by jizzing on your dad!

by anon113618436 January 5, 2010

masterbating

when a guy gropes his penis thinking about a girl, and then shoots out the substance inside of the penis

one of my friends was really horny and so he masterbated and jizz came out...

by Master at sex May 13, 2005

masturbaterial

Material that is suitable to be masturbated to, masturbated with or masturbated on.

Example-
"Dude did you see that new Kate Moss photo?"
"Is is masturbaterial?"
"Every photo of Kate Moss is masturbaterial."

by Brenanna February 1, 2014

Urban masterbation

The activity, or sport, of ejacualting on random people in towns and cities, and then running away.

1) "Oh god, what happened to you?"

2) "Some asshole ejacualted all over me while I was walking home from work"

1) "Ah, he must have been playing urban masterbation"

by originalname1234 September 19, 2012

Masturbaterade

Combination of Viagra, an energy drink, and a sports drink to help sustain performance during intense masturbation by giving the user an extreme erection, plenty of energy and the perfect amount of hydration. Stamina will increase and it will be possible to masturbate for hours.

My wife left me home for the weekend so I picked up some masturbaterade to use on Saturday night.

by Chubs McGahee July 4, 2012