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Slippery Mantis 

(Noun). A sexual act. When a woman (typically with small hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer shape and rapidly slips their hands up and down a mans ass crack. This process usually involves a lot of oil.
Koko gave Dave a Slippery Mantis during a rub n’ tug.

Solid Mantis

A world wide hater and most likely a feminist who should go jump off the highest bridge cause they hate the truth. Otherwise known as a retarded female who swears they should have everything they want and blame all men for the stupid decisions they made in life.
“That Roma girl gets me so upset with her truth. Like why can’t she stand up for only women. Oh yeah that’s right all feminists are crack smoke thots with no brain. I am such a Solid Mantis”
Solid Mantis by Darkhero86 October 30, 2022

Crack Mantis 

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
Crack Mantis by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023

Spraying_Mantis 

The most Canadian that a Canadian can be
Are you a Canadian? or are you Spraying_Mantis Canadian?
Spraying_Mantis by AmIMeOrAmIYou September 29, 2025

Niggling Mantis

A praying mantis that is dark in colour, usually brown to a similar description of an African American persons skin colour.
Holy shit it's a Niggling Mantis.
Niggling Mantis by FroggerTheRIbbit November 17, 2025

Reverse preying mantis 

A reverse black widow or preying mantis is a male that kills a female after they mate.
Henry VIII of England was a reverse preying mantis since he would chop a female's head off after they mated.