major oof

An injury that causes a lot of pain, like getting hit by a car going 25 mph

John: Look at this video of a guy falling off a roof!
Matt: That's a major oof

by TrueHarambe August 1, 2017

downtown sephora majora

a vagina

get your leg off my downtown sephora majora i’m not gay

by ayoaqueen February 8, 2019

Major Key

This is probably the most popular DJ Khaled catch phrase. Sometimes Khaled will say “Major Key” “Major Key Alert” “🔑” — all of these are Khaled sharing the keys to success. They usually consist of working hard and never giving up on your dreams.

Major key: Be true to you

by crazyones September 11, 2016

Manjot

the light of a heart

she is a manjot. she makes my heart smile

by nepzboi pratik July 6, 2010

Major League Kickball

MLKB is the first men's professional Major League Kickball league ever. Started and owned by FACKA (Frederick Adult Coed Kickball League) President Jason Mecler, MLKB leads off with 8 teams across the country, ( The Maryland Monarchs, Philadelphia Funk, New York Snappers, Chicago Kestrels, Phoenix Gilas, Akron Marauders, Los Angeles Threshers, and the DC Metros) and new teams on the way. Games will take place on professional softball fields. The traditional red ball has been replaced with a custom made, black, size 5 soccer "style" ball with treading and 9 men fielding. With an iphone, ipad and itouch app already out, real teams and major sponsorship, Major League Kickball is looking to take over as the next big professional sport.

Major League Kickball is coming soon to a city near you.

by alicat1616 October 27, 2010

Major Phillips

A really obnoxious,perverted and OLD AFJROTC instructor. Often is disliked by students.

Adj. "hey hand me that Major Phillips"
noun "stay away from Major Phillips

by Just2Bugit March 23, 2004

Major L

Is a MAJOR set back in life in general. A major lose/lost.

I got caught eating beans in the cinema and everyone laugh. Definitely a major L for me.

by Rice_Daddy March 21, 2020