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Your Moms House

Friend: “ Hey where were you last night ?”

Me: “Your moms house!”
by CringeKing... August 22, 2018
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ur moms a spider

"ur so annoying"
"yea well ur moms a spiderrrr"
by hehe_8432__ October 8, 2021
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Your Moms Penis

An insult your mom has a penis therefore your mom is gay with your dads penis.
Guess what i saw yesterday. Your moms penis. Gross my moms not a guy. your moms penis tells me a different story.
by mike112983 March 17, 2009
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Momslice

Listen, Momslice, taking away my phone is not going to solve anything.
by billie bixbie February 18, 2010
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Momsterbong

when your mom takes the biggest hit out of a bong
wow my parental unit to a momsterbong hit!
by prettybritttiieee October 12, 2009
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moms pearl necklace

the act of giving someones mom a pearl necklace. A.E cumming all around her neck after tit fucking her to death
by jay7500 December 21, 2010
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Momspeak

When your Mom repeats back something she heard and gets it all wrong.
Again, Jack corrected her, "No Mom, Twitter allows 40 characters, not 400!" then he glanced at Zoe and said, "Momspeak!" as they laughed under their breath.
by Jozoja November 28, 2015
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