Motivation Madness May

After you’ve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck

Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: It’s Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But you’ve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, I’m a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.

by Dubiks April 28, 2019

I am Motivated

When a couple doesn't like to use the word horny, they say they are motivated towards one another.

Dan: hey, i am motivated right now
Kendall: Oh really, me too..
Dan: lets do this.

by rumps. November 29, 2011

Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory

A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.

Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.

by actionjackson450 April 18, 2018

Aje you dey motivate me

A common Nigerian word used to express encouragement or when been sarcastic about something

Me- dash conductor change
Sapa- aje you dey motivate me

by Favourite sunflower June 29, 2021

Motivation

The guy who ran from Disney Land to Disney World is a lot like Forrest Gump, except older and without the interesting life experience outside running.

This guy running across the country is a little too wholesome and inspiring for me. He's going to start motivating people, and with all the mass shootings that happened just today, look what happens when people get motivated and inspired. A little less motivation and inspiration would do people some good, not more.

by Solid Mantis April 8, 2021

Undercover motivator

An undercover motivator is someone who acts like he hates his job but secretly loves it. Usually military, police, or fire department personal.

Tom acts like he hates this job but c’mon we all know he is loves it. Just an undercover motivator!

by Sixkkkkkdawg February 4, 2020

alterior motive

What your sweetheart may have if he asks you to visit a chapel wif him.

Be wary if your significant other requests your company while going to explore a chapel; he may actually have an alterior motive --- i.e., he hopes to have da two of you get hitched once you're inside da room wif him.

by QuacksO May 31, 2023