hannah montana

The worst TV show idea ever. Miley AKA Hannah is a shitty actress and singer. She has disgusting teeth and a corny accent. The only reason she has a "career" is because her dad is a washed up semi-talented singer.

11 year old: Omg hannah montana rocks i wanna grow up to be just like her!
normal guy: wow big plans for your self huh

by meghan riot April 6, 2008

hannah montana

one of the biggest insults for the female race. also means a fucking annoying Paris Hilton see def. For Paris hilton.

Jenny: why dont u ever get off ur ass and take out the trash. Jeff. STOP BEING A FUCKIN HANNAH MONTANA!

by legofuncms May 4, 2008

Big Montana

1. A roast beef sandwich at Arby's.
2. A vagina that resembles a roast beef sandwich at Arby's. (In more than just looks...)

"Wow, that bitch sure does have a Big Montana between her legs."

by algorhythm March 13, 2004

montana sex

When a man inserts his penis into a fish and then inserts the fish into a female's vagina. It often occurs near a mountain lake in the wilderness of the Rocky Mountains. The first occurrence happened in the fall of 1984 by some students of Montana State University but since then it has been known to happen many more times.

I had montana sex with a golden trout and my brother's wife last night. I hope my brother never finds out because he will kill me.

by MontanaLegacy1984 October 19, 2019

Montana Beaver

A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.

After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.

by Fran December 31, 2003

Hannah Montana

Disney Channel show about a Scitzophrenic teen who by day is an average girl with shitehawk southern accent but by night is a world famous singer hidden by a dodgy wig.

Person: Do you like Hannah Montana?
Me:(wearing a Pink Floyd t-shirt) What do you fucking think?

by Uncle Ernie March 15, 2008

Montana Exit

Leaving a party without announcing an exit, thanking the host or saying good by to the guests.

Montana Exit is going to bed without saying good by to guests or family members or spouse, slinking out the door or to your room

by Montana Wife September 23, 2011