Mince

When something is rubbish

Arghhhhhh, life is utter mince!

by Yothman October 29, 2020

Mince-pie Girl

Blonde girl who looks this up thinking it means anything.

Oh that Emily is such a Mince-pie Girl

by GinsTheBest November 26, 2021

Speed Mincing

A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.

Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk

by jmacpaddy February 19, 2021

mince flicker

Mince flicking is the process off flicking minge. Or generally operating the female genitalia area.

Old woman: Can you play with my naughty area?

Man: err no... what do you think I am some sort of mince flicker?

by Charles mason'sapussy June 27, 2014

Minced

Has a lot of money

She is absolutely minced . Loaded .

by Lekser March 9, 2021

mince

something you say when a goth passes

“oh lewis do you smell that mince”

by bigjoecoll September 23, 2021

Marvin mince

A man or woman with extreme erectile disfunction who only will be come erect if a George Edwards drawing in nearby.

He's a marvin mince.

by Max Mason June 9, 2023