Massive Croc

fuckning niger!

fuck u massive crock

by fucking ngiger September 20, 2018

massive mammaries

very very massive boobs

Dude last night I was at the bar and I saw this chick that had massive mammaries.

by bigflufy6996 April 6, 2015

Massive cunt

A massive cunt. Someone who does the most cunty moves from bailing on his mates 24/7 to choosing to do lab work over the lads. This person cannot help their own actions but the friendship group that they maintain realise that they are more cunty than they ever realise! They think it's normal behaviour, but fuck them it's not. A massive cunt needs to be peer pressured all the time by stubborn friends to crack their shell, not to mention the fact they lose their virginity at an extremely late age and only get a good dress sense my age 18 at the earliest.

Can also mean a massive vagina but if your the first meaning then you may never see one all your life as massive cunts can die virgins.

OH MY GOD! That Thomas guy is a massive cunt! He just chose fucking chemistry over his mates.

FUCK ME! That girl last night had a massive cunt. Thomas would never know though would he? #dieavirgin

by Luke Smithson444 August 13, 2016

massive vagina

1. someone who searches "massive vagina" on urbandictionary.

2. someone who will post "massive vagina" to urbandictionary.

1. if you are reading this, you are a massive vagina.

2. i am a mass vag.

by hells asshole January 7, 2009

Massive Rod

A derogatory term for somebody who has acted like an idiot. A more 'work friendly' alternative to 'dickhead' 'cock' or 'cunt'

'Massive', an adjective, meaning 'large', 'huge' or 'big'.
'Rod', a noun, replacement of the word 'cock' or 'dick'

Not to be used with the words 'have'/'has' ie: You have a massive rod.

"What do you mean you've lost the car, you massive rod?!'

"Don't give me any excuses you massive rod, give me some fucking results"

by FakeM November 5, 2007

massive bender

a rather large gay man

jeez christopher biggins is such a massive bender
i'm a massive bender
bruce vilanch (the massive bender) is a god

by Emma and Harriet February 27, 2008

massively multiplayer

see whore. a creative way to call someone a whore.

My Dad is massively religious, just like your mother is massively multiplayer.

by DigitallyStoned May 11, 2008