Marker Wiping

When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.

He took an hour because he was marker wiping.

by Poopoopeepeepoopoo February 23, 2021

Little markers

Nobody knows what it actually is. It apperead in a DIY fidget spinner tutorial. I'd like to imagine it's a euphemism for testicles. So that's what it is now.

"Totally Rad DIY Fidget Spinner That Will Make Your Little Markers Go Nuts."
This guy punched me in the little markers.
It's cold as little markers out here.
Put my little markers in your mouth.

by Jake Gyllenhaal May 24, 2017

Zombie Marker

A marker who is deep underground.

Guy#1: Where's my marker?

Guy#2: I think it became a zombie marker.

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

markers

A drawing utensil used for making powerful weapons

Timmy used his markers to create a sword, and he took over the school.

by extra handsome squidward October 21, 2020

Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.

Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*

by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021

Marker-Pilled

Could be anything, or nothing

“That smushed frog is Marker-Pilled”

by Googlesnorg November 14, 2023

Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.

“I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.

by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021