Wu Mao

People paid by the Chinese communist regime to comment on posts about China and the Chinese people that promote the Communist party line. In Chinese: 五毛. The term actually means 50 cents.

I posted my video blog to YouTube and the Wu Mao's came out with huge hate comments.

by CampbellFrank November 19, 2018

Peppe mao

Short-hand for pepperoni mushroom pizza.

Man 1: Man, I'm so hungry!
Man 2: Bro, let's get some peppe mao!
Man 1: I LOVE peppe mao, let's go to that pizzeria down the street!

by MaudA October 4, 2012

muff mao

The act of licking a chick's beav.

I cracked her legs wide open and got a muff mao goin'

by Chump Diesel January 17, 2009

Emperor Mao

The act of jizzing in someone's face, usual in the ocular region, to the extent that they squint for days afterwards.

What's with Sarah's eyes?
Oh, I gave that slut the Emperor Mao last night.

by Bruce Lee April 25, 2006

ditty mao

Vietnamese for:

"Hurry up and play Russian Roulette, American filth; I've got bundles of my dirty, cheap-looking money riding on you catching a .38 this time, and if you don't I'll throw you back into your rat-infested river hold, pronto!"

...well, apparently according to the movie 'The Deer Hunter'.

Charlie: "Ditty Mao"
Chris Walken: *sobs, hesitates*
Charlie: "Ditty Mao!" *slaps*
De Niro: "oooohhhh Micky, just do it Mickeyyyy. There are 5 empty chambers!"
Charlie: "MAO!" *SLAPS*
Walken: *sobs, hesitates, CLICK!, sobs*

*etc... until escape is facilitated by the use of 3 bullets; De Niro's feigned insanity; and the cruel, badly-toothed guards' extreme stupidity. BANG BANG BANG!*

by davetwocombs January 9, 2008

Max Mao

The maoiest guy to ever exist
Also goes by maozers69

Omg that guy is so Max Mao!

by Pasi540 March 16, 2021

Chairman Mao's Revenge

Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, except with Chinese Food.

I went to Asia Cafe and got lots of cheap Teriyaki Chicken and egg rolls, but I got Chairman Mao's Revenge and I've been on the can since I wrote this definition.

by Keilman December 5, 2009