by Ghendbdvd October 10, 2021
Get the Dirty Mallory and Blakemug. 
Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013
Get the Mallory's Ice Cream Daymug. mallory is a person that tries to hide who they are. Mallory can be a very bad, fake friend. Never trust a Mallory, Mallory might be your best friend, but trust she don't fuck with you she Finna stab you in your back. She steals from you. She lies to you. she talks about you she does everything she can and praise on your downfall
person one: I can't wait to see you tomorrow, and also can my friend Mallory come
Person two: uhmm no I used to be friends with her and she was just bad energy and was fake asf
person one: oh my God, are you serious? Recently have been getting really close to her. Do you think I should be worried?
Person two: actually you definitely should. I was best friends with her and she did me the worst way she could.
Person two: uhmm no I used to be friends with her and she was just bad energy and was fake asf
person one: oh my God, are you serious? Recently have been getting really close to her. Do you think I should be worried?
Person two: actually you definitely should. I was best friends with her and she did me the worst way she could.
by grassyads March 19, 2025
Get the mallorymug. Mallory is the name of a girl who falls in love fast, but will probably end up breaking your heart. However, she gives the best blowjobs you will ever receive.
by meowmeowmeow.uwu December 22, 2022
Get the Mallorymug. She is the most beautiful person, the kindest, happiest, most amazing person on the planet, and tries to be kind through every endeavor, no matter how much it hurts either person.
I speak with the moon on late nights, he tells me of the sun, where they almost never see each other, and I speak of you, Mallory, knowing full well you will never see me for who I am, but knowing the night sky could never outshine you in my eyes.
by Just don't... April 22, 2023
Get the Mallorymug. An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
Get the mallory jonesmug.