by Ghendbdvd October 10, 2021
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Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013
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by Elizabeth Rider November 23, 2014
Get the haley mallory mug.An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
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I speak with the moon on late nights, he tells me of the sun, where they almost never see each other, and I speak of you, Mallory, knowing full well you will never see me for who I am, but knowing the night sky could never outshine you in my eyes.
by Just don't... April 22, 2023
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