power lurker

Someone who collects online forum posts over an extended period to read them quickly all at once.

After finally responding to some of the 5000 MLPF posts that piled up in his forum account while on a six month sabbatical, his online forum friends flamed him for being a power lurker.

by Thubten Comerford December 7, 2006

bush-lurker

In call of duty: One who insists on camping in bushes where you are unable to see them. These people are found most commonly on maps like grid or array.

Is that bush-lurker ever going to come out of the spawn? Holy shit.

by servedbythecook April 4, 2011

Lurker Bomb

A fart that is not smelled immediately upon flatulation, but subsequently delivers a potent stench.

I left the room before my lurker bomb hit

by whoreable January 22, 2009

office lurker

a thief (usually well dressed) who enters an office by acting like they belong there with the intent of stealing something

"my laptop was stolen by an office lurker"

by bob babooey February 20, 2007

patch lurker

one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.

Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.

by Jake Jekel January 17, 2005

Discord Lurker

Someone who spends several hours every day on Discord. Their demographics are wide, but many of them tend to be a Weeb. Often times they are also a Discord Mod

User1- “How long does (user) use discord every day?”
User2- “She’s a discord lurker. She probably spends all day on here”

by OurParentsAreRelated July 15, 2020

liquid lurker

A place filled with retards and faggots, using dry humor and gay jokes to try and forget that in the end, they are a bunch of dumbasses who have nothing else to do but ban cool members like sgubon.

Hey, I heard Joey was blinded while browsing the internet.

Yeah, he decided to check out that hip fresh forum, Liquid Lurker.

by Jaimi "Azimio" Johnson May 27, 2007