Linky

Someone who links around all day doing nothing, but pretending to be a productive member of society.

And/Or someone who does/and or tries to link their way into someone’s back pocket by linking a good trusting person.

Synonym: A user. Manipulator. A link.

Your questionable girlfriend, linky, has been linking around all day doing nothing. I saw her sneaking a piece of furniture from her dad’s house (where she lives, linking her dad) into your house without your approval. Linky is trying to move (link) into your house slowly. If she tells you otherwise, she is a total link. Proving that she is in fact a linky..

by Hunter Lazlo December 22, 2019

German Lindy Dive

The sexual act of a woman snorting pure Columbian Cocaine off of an erected penis. After the effects of this Cocaine has settled in, then the woman will leap and mount the penis so forcefully that the woman will defacate all over the man's testicles.

Jim: Dude, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your aunt, and your dog all tried to give me a German Lindy Dive the other night!

Bob: Fuck you, douschetard!

by Aardvark Aristocrat February 21, 2008

Triple Lindy

A sexual position that requires the strength of Superman and the dexterity of Spiderman (and, if you like it kinky, Batman's mask and rubber nipples).

If you're looking at it from the side it looks like the woman is flying. Except she's not flying, she's being held up from underneath by the guys hands and from her spladge by the guys penis. So the guy, standing up with his knees bent, has to hold her up without breaking his back and she has to keep her body in line with his penis without breaking hers. How they manage to do that and still thrust is amazing and probably involves fitness.

"How did they die?"

"Triple lindy spine-snapping mishap."

"Fair play."

"That's why the coffins are L-shaped."

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

linty

Linty means a shady person, usually a male who blows up your spot, cock blocks, stabs you in the back, or sometimes is just a plain cheap ass. Linty can also apply to untrustworthy women, but the use is rare.

Most common use: he's a linty bastard.

by Elijah Frye July 13, 2006

Linoleum Lizard

N. Term for someone else’s children who scurry around, dart underfoot, and may give you the heebie-jeebies due to the unpredictable way they move like a lizard across a linoleum floor. May be applied to your own children depending on how you’ve raised them. See also, Rugrat.

Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!

by killthespider June 2, 2011

Linny

Linny is a word you use for shipping Luna Lovegood and Ginny Weasley from Harry Potter. They are currently married, with one kid named Lila. Tom Riddle has been having thoughts about murdering Lila, but Ginny and Luna put her hidden.

i so ship linny! they are the best wifes evah!

by lunafanciesgeorge November 8, 2020

Lucky Lindy

Verb. Named after famed aviator Charles Lindbergh, a "Lucky Lindy" is joining the Mile High Club, only it is just with one person pleasing themselves rather than two people having sexual intercourse on the aircraft.

Bill: "The flight was four hours. I had time to give myself a lucky lindy.

Jim: Did anyone catch you?

Bill: No, I was able to finish before anyone came to the bathroom.

by Xopher Glitterbeard December 27, 2012