Ass-Lice Syndrome

A thing where lice accidentally gets inside your asshole and there is no way to get them out.

Ex: My friend asked if i wanted to go to the pool today, I said no because I had Ass-Lice Syndrome.

by asslice December 15, 2019

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pube-lice-ity

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...

“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone”

by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021

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1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as crabshooter.)

"He rolled the dice, now he has the lice! Heś suffering from dice-lice"

by EloquentMofo February 08, 2016

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Kevins friend "Yo kevin Kvin lice bog dock"
Kevin " gang shit"

by KepTai June 27, 2020

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Parasitic bugs which can infect areas where papers, old books, dust and mildew accumulate.

Damn that office was so gross Sam got itchy legs from all the paper lice the sicko.

by Schmidda January 29, 2016

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Steve: Sup john hows it going

John: not good just got diagnosed with bussy lice

by angryboobs September 03, 2023

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It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus

When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter

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