paper lice

Parasitic bugs which can infect areas where papers, old books, dust and mildew accumulate.

Damn that office was so gross Sam got itchy legs from all the paper lice the sicko.

by Schmidda October 14, 2016

dice-lice

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as crabshooter.)

"He rolled the dice, now he has the lice! Heś suffering from dice-lice"

by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016

facebook lice

Trolls that put a full assault on a Facebook post.

Dude, your post is infested with Facebook lice!

by Douggers67 September 2, 2016

Nic Lice

Lice that are attracted to nicotine laced scalps. They suck on the alkaloids seeping through your brain until they die, and take you with them.

They were addicted to nicotine, and the Nic Lice was addicted to them.

by Truthemployee February 12, 2021

pube-lice-ity

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...

“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone”

by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021

lice

A derogatory term (insult) used to say that somebody looks like a lice. You must use the proper grammar for it and say that they are one singular lice. Not a louse, a lice.

"You are such a lice."
"dont say that, man.. that hurt my feelings.. im not a lice...."
"Yes you are, you LICE."

by theredjuice March 17, 2023

Lice Attack

When you put something on someone's head when they are not expecting it. ESPECIALLY when you keep doing it over and over. Sometimes, the things going on the head, gets progressively worse.

The lice attack on a fellow 7th grader started with one simple stinkbug. Tomorrow, it's an egg.

by Buddy Bestie December 21, 2023