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Lightning Thighs 

these are thighs that are NOT "thunder thighs" but the girl thinks she has them, but they are not
a skinny girl that thinks she has thunder thighs but she really doesn't, she actually has lightning thighs

Lightning Bolt 

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.
<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.
Lightning Bolt by Carzand December 14, 2008

Lightning Bolt 

Noise Rock/Experimental Rock duo from Providence consisting of Brian Gibson on Bass and Brian Chippendale on Drums and Vocals. Known for crazy, loud, chaotic sounds as well as their intense, confrontational live shows.
Lightning bolt are the true definition of Noise music.
Lightning Bolt by GaaraoftheDamned November 19, 2012

Lightning Kiss 

1) a kiss that is so strong and powerful

2) a quick kiss

3) a shocking kiss
person 1: me and that girl last night we had a lightning kiss
person 2: sweet are you gonna stay with her?
person 1: hell yes

lightning nipples 

A very odd word. Somewhat random. May reference erect nipples.

lightning mcqueened 

when a girl gives you head so fast you hallucinate the finish line from the third film
she totally lightning mcqueened me