Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts

Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.

by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 1, 2018

Lemons

Lemons are the pure amazingness of this world. They deserve god-like treatment, and a throne right up beside potatoes and cookies.

Person 1: Hey can I have some lemons?
Person 2: NO THEY'RE MINE GO AWAY STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LEMONZZZ!!!!

by ima dumbass bitch September 14, 2020

Lemons

Shit weed

Lemons are weak

by helpmydadlocksmeinashedatnight April 26, 2019

Lemon

a Lemon is a sour ass fruit

why did you search this up?

LEMON

by yehaw mate October 17, 2021

Lemon

Sour egg laid by a citrus duck that lives in the pond by the park and will defend its offspring at all costs so don't mess it. you remember what happened to rick...

stupid citrus ducks crapping out lemons all over the front lawn!!!!!!!!

by real proffeser June 14, 2019

Lemon

A citric fruit used in recipes and drinks. Has acidic juices.

Lemons are used to make lemonade

by Squidzo November 20, 2016

Lemon

People who like lemons are cool. They often can be sassy. they are quite athletic as well

gary: oh damn that person likes lemons
patrisha: they are so cool

by sandypatrishakid November 17, 2019