A health company in Logan and Mingo County West Virginia where the Director of Finance Mrs. Cook has a horrendous case of black nasty charred diseased smokers lungs 🫁 fighting left and right against a insidious nicotine addiction. Also seen smoking a cigarette at a drive thru at a local fast food restaurant parking lot close to a local Walmart.
Douglas: Do you know of anyone round these West Virginia redneck parts who has smokers lungs? I’m dying for a cigarette.
Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
by OrangeSoda75 November 19, 2023
Get the Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcaremug. If you hear Laurel you're mentally ill
by $$$ScumoftheEarth$$$ June 7, 2018
Get the Laurelmug. When you’re in a group chat with more than 10 heads and someone tries to change the topic while in the middle of a discussion. Going off on a tangent, out of nowhere, talking about something completely unrelated to the topic at hand.
*group chat talking about the upcoming weekend plans or chicken nuggets*
Group member: “Guys, I just saw a squirrel”
Group: “Bro, why’re you Laureling”
“Dude, my professor totally laurel’ed today”
“Stacey laurel’d me after we smashed last night and asked me what we were”
Group member: “Guys, I just saw a squirrel”
Group: “Bro, why’re you Laureling”
“Dude, my professor totally laurel’ed today”
“Stacey laurel’d me after we smashed last night and asked me what we were”
by cfranky410 May 28, 2018
Get the Laurelingmug. She’s so hot
by Bassmaster24 February 10, 2022
Get the Laurel b-12mug. (V.)holding your partner’s ass while they are in doggy position and while they wiggle their ass to create a jiggle.
(N.) a mixed female that likes a nice compliment and being called daddy's slut. Enjoys a good choking to go along with it
(N.) a mixed girl with a nice ass
(N.) a mixed female that likes a nice compliment and being called daddy's slut. Enjoys a good choking to go along with it
(N.) a mixed girl with a nice ass
(V.) I dirty laurelled my girlfriend last night.
(N.) That girl is for sure a dirty laurelle.
(N.) The mix girl with the fat ass is a dirty laurelle.
(N.) That girl is for sure a dirty laurelle.
(N.) The mix girl with the fat ass is a dirty laurelle.
by Bxbytea May 5, 2020
Get the Dirty Laurellemug. The Littiest, Nicest Funnest, dirtiest yet somewhat funky smelling residence hall at Texas State University. It houses the honors kids which should mean smart kids but it houses all the homos and the depressed white kids
Becky: What Hall Do You Live in?
Dalton: I LIVE IN LAUREL Hall
Becky: Are you gay or depressed?
Dalton: No I'm just smart
Dalton: I LIVE IN LAUREL Hall
Becky: Are you gay or depressed?
Dalton: No I'm just smart
by luvtoeatiggiestoes September 23, 2018
Get the Laurel Hallmug. Laurel is a girl who everyone loves. She lights up the room with a smile that makes your heart melt. She’s also just so freakin’ cute! Laurel makes a great girlfriend and generally makes your life infinitely better if you know her.
by Lover of all things Laurel January 31, 2023
Get the Laurelmug.