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Climaxing the corporate ladder

To get promoted up by getting into bed / sleeping with the bosses
Female Employee 1: Diana just got promoted to managing director!

Female Employee 2: Wow she's really climbing the corporate ladder.
Female Employee 3: Yea more like CLIMAXING the corporate ladder! She's the company Slut!
by nypaliguy June 28, 2010
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The Spread Eagle Has Landed

When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.

With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!

It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.

Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
by Politic Ric October 31, 2010
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eagle has landed

This was also a popular WW2 movie where Michael Caine was a German who landed in the UK to assinate Churchill.
by Scartissue April 21, 2005
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Ladled

To get drunk and spoon with someone. No sex. Just spooning.
ex.: I got so fucked up last night. I couldn't even hard so we just ladled.

I'm too drunk to kiss. Let's just get ladled.
by Hugo Southwitz May 2, 2013
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Ladderotica

Sexual acts or pornography performed on a ladder.
Dude, I saw some crazy ladderotica last night!
by Fu Man Ju November 23, 2015
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Ladder Lust

A term used to describe someone, usually a female, who is highly career driven and is lusting after the corporate ladder.

Someone with Ladder Lust will typically prioritize their career over relationships (#FeelNoWays) and has big dreams to take over the world.
"Homegirl hustled HARD and is just climbing the corporate ladder; she definitely has ladder lust!"

"She's the sole breadwinner and went back to work right after having her baby."
"Damn, she's got Ladder Lust!"
by dankocean May 22, 2018
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ladderson the 4th

A person that makes Huxley buses. He started this company in February of 22. The first Huxley bus he made was the Fs65
Ladderson the 4th makes his buses overpriced
by zaya51810 April 6, 2023
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