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Crazy Kyler

A bat shit insane native creature named Kyler who strangles people with bike chains
by the big dirty 69 420 November 2, 2016
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Kyler

He is a very “large” man. He may be Asian but he somehow still gets the ladies. It is known that he doesn’t want a girlfriend and only sloppy. He is very good at sexing me and other men for his own pleasure.
Girl 1: Ouuu look at kyler.
Girl 2: Yea but he’s Asian
Girl 1: You’re right I heard he likes to sex men.
by Churchypooo July 9, 2019
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Kyler

Kyler is a really tall giraffe looking ogre. Loves the sport baseball but will never overcome his love for video games. He can never get a girl, because when he choses the chance to, he will ALWAYS choose his friends over her. Even though is looks can fool you, he is deep down always going to be an reagent, cocky, dads pussy sucking bitch.
her: i liked kyler for 2 months but he didn't care to do anything bat it because of his friends.

kyler: yeah, i will always choose my friends and my video games over a girl.
by haiden cheyne July 9, 2019
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kyler

an absolute over all amazing guy. someone who will never leave you and always loyal. someone who can joke around with you but also comfort you when you need. most girls like him because of how talented and funny he is. kylers are always an eye catcher. so if you have a kyler keep him because he’s an amazing guy.
girl 1: did you see kyler today? he was so good!
girl 2: yeah! he’s cute too!
girl 1: i wish he liked me.
by cherry_berry_baby November 17, 2019
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liz and kyler

the most amazing couple known to mankind. nothing is better than these two combined. they’re the best of friends but also knows how to really get it. the best of the best right here. happiest relationship. most likely to be high school sweethearts and grow old together.
“Do you see that couple over there?”

“Yeah, that’s liz and kyler. Aren’t they just the best?”

Heck yeah my dude. I want a liz and kyler relationship.”
by happyhumperhippo November 20, 2019
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Kyler

A super nice dude that any bitch would be lucky to have.
His girlfriend is the most lucky girl ever because he is so sweet to her
Girl 1: omg! Becky did you see kyler’s girlfriend?
Girl 2: yes amanda, his girlfriend is thicc as fuck!
by stupidbitchasswhore November 24, 2019
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Kyler James

by Liam Knutson October 10, 2019
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