by Anonymous Genius 22 November 23, 2021
by HolyShitItsShit November 16, 2019
A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.
Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".
Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
by Karma4u September 17, 2013
by kuhmeelyun April 07, 2017
Kristie: An amazing woman that defies most standard definitions. She is beautiful, smart, challenging and fiercely loyal to those she loves. She commits 110% in all that she does, be it her career, her family or her friendships. Any guy would be lucky to have a moment with her, much less a relationship. He truly would be the luckiest man to have her in his life.
Kristie is my puzzle piece.
by JWink12 February 20, 2025
**Kristie**
Kristie may appear charming and engaging at first glance, but beware: beneath that facade lies a black hole where compassion and empathy go to die. She'll smile sweetly as she sizes you up, plotting her next move like a chess grandmaster.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll witness the wrath of a thousand scorned souls. Her fragile ego is a landmine waiting to explode, and heaven help you if you unwittingly trigger it. She doesn't forgive or forget; she annihilates with surgical precision.
Using people is Kristie's favorite pastime. Need a favor? She'll happily oblige, but don't expect gratitude or loyalty in return. She's a master manipulator, pulling strings like a puppeteer, all while feigning human emotions like an amateur actor in a high school play.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a quip or a cutting remark, Kristie navigates social waters with the finesse of a shark in a koi pond. But don't mistake her facile charm for substance; there's nothing beneath the surface but shallow waters.
Kristie is a cautionary tale wrapped in a pretty package—a reminder that not everything that glitters is gold.
Kristie may appear charming and engaging at first glance, but beware: beneath that facade lies a black hole where compassion and empathy go to die. She'll smile sweetly as she sizes you up, plotting her next move like a chess grandmaster.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll witness the wrath of a thousand scorned souls. Her fragile ego is a landmine waiting to explode, and heaven help you if you unwittingly trigger it. She doesn't forgive or forget; she annihilates with surgical precision.
Using people is Kristie's favorite pastime. Need a favor? She'll happily oblige, but don't expect gratitude or loyalty in return. She's a master manipulator, pulling strings like a puppeteer, all while feigning human emotions like an amateur actor in a high school play.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a quip or a cutting remark, Kristie navigates social waters with the finesse of a shark in a koi pond. But don't mistake her facile charm for substance; there's nothing beneath the surface but shallow waters.
Kristie is a cautionary tale wrapped in a pretty package—a reminder that not everything that glitters is gold.
1. **Person A:** "Hey, did Kristie say anything about me?"
**Person B:** "Yeah, she said you were her 'bestie' until you disagreed with her once. Now you're on her hit list."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "Oh, she was, until I pointed out a flaw in her plan. Now I'm her mortal enemy."
**Person B:** "Yeah, she said you were her 'bestie' until you disagreed with her once. Now you're on her hit list."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "Oh, she was, until I pointed out a flaw in her plan. Now I'm her mortal enemy."
by Collardoscope July 31, 2024