Kristie is a social chameleon who can seamlessly blend into any crowd, but don't be fooled by her adaptable nature. Beneath the surface lies a void where empathy and sincerity go to die. She'll charm you with compliments one moment and cut you down with a razor-sharp tongue the next.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll feel the full force of her vindictive streak. Her ego is as fragile as spun glass, and heaven help you if you inadvertently bruise it. She holds grudges like a collector hoards rare coins—never to be forgotten, always to be used against you.
Using people is Kristie’s favourite sport. Need a favour? She's the first to offer help, but it comes with strings attached and an invisible IOU stamped on your forehead. She navigates relationships with the finesse of a politician courting votes, always calculating her next move while feigning warmth and sincerity like a seasoned actress on stage.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a comeback or a cutting remark, Kristie dances through conversations with the grace of a tightrope walker. But peel back the layers, and you'll find nothing but superficiality and self-interest.
Kristie is a master manipulator wrapped in a pretty smile - proceed with caution.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll feel the full force of her vindictive streak. Her ego is as fragile as spun glass, and heaven help you if you inadvertently bruise it. She holds grudges like a collector hoards rare coins—never to be forgotten, always to be used against you.
Using people is Kristie’s favourite sport. Need a favour? She's the first to offer help, but it comes with strings attached and an invisible IOU stamped on your forehead. She navigates relationships with the finesse of a politician courting votes, always calculating her next move while feigning warmth and sincerity like a seasoned actress on stage.
Her wit is as sharp as her lack of depth. Quick with a comeback or a cutting remark, Kristie dances through conversations with the grace of a tightrope walker. But peel back the layers, and you'll find nothing but superficiality and self-interest.
Kristie is a master manipulator wrapped in a pretty smile - proceed with caution.
1. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie was your friend?"
**Person B:** "She was, until I accidentally outshone her at a party. Now she won't even look at me."
2. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so nice when we first met."
**Person B:** "Yeah, until you get to know her. She's like a snake—charming until you step on her tail."
**Person B:** "She was, until I accidentally outshone her at a party. Now she won't even look at me."
2. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so nice when we first met."
**Person B:** "Yeah, until you get to know her. She's like a snake—charming until you step on her tail."
by Collardoscope July 25, 2024
Get the Kristiemug. by JaxxieReed January 18, 2025
Get the Kristymug. 
A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.
Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".
Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
by Karma4u September 17, 2013
Get the Kristy Gmug. True love, once in a lifetime love, sexy couple, will make it threw anything power couple ask anyone
by anonymous November 6, 2023
Get the Kristy and Jorgemug. by TheGoodDad May 10, 2022
Get the Kristimug. The act of shooting a dog or other pets due to one's own shear incompetence and stupidity in training said pet.
Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.
Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.
by silavon May 15, 2024
Get the Kristi Noemmug.