One of the most fucking boring and average towns in existence,but if you’re looking to party it’s the place to be. Class of 2021.
by Big Tittie Boy June 17, 2018
The most boring town to live. The school sucks, their teachers and other staff sucks, the food selection sucks. Basic and boring asf. The students also suck. Fuck everybody here, y'all can go suck one
by waitrenegade December 09, 2020
Where you can find a drunken mid-forties man with a cutoff T-shirt and a sad-excuse-for-a Steve Perry haircut at the Applebee’s bar on any given night. Typically calling the bartender “sweetie” after roughly two beers.
If you hear someone say, “There’s a dress that’ll wake you up!”, while watching figure skating, they’re probably from Hays, Kansas.
by Jarm33 February 09, 2018
An average sized town, where average things happen, with above average sized people. We are known for founding Veterans Day where people, whether veterans or not, will drink themselves silly while having a valid excuse. Some of the important events that happened in this town are... Some dude named William fought off the KKK, a pastor murdered his wife, and the maids of one of our hotels was accused of stealing drugs from a man (prescription or recreational) and then the man ran them off the road into Hobby Lobby took out his AR-15. The cops were called and the guy escaped to a smaller town but was eventually caught.
by 8po7drclv;hb May 02, 2019
Kid 1: There's nothing to do in this shit hole.
Kid 2: Blaine,Kansas sucks maaan.
Kid 3: I know right.
Kid 2: Blaine,Kansas sucks maaan.
Kid 3: I know right.
by lonelyandconfused1 October 30, 2013
Commonly dubbed as "Shitnute" this black-hole of a dying community that tends to drag underachievers and hold them hostage within its city limits. Majority of the population consists of White an Methican American, but mostly a mix of the two.
by Lizard_King21 June 25, 2017
by Tiddys May 10, 2020