A shit hole.
by rocketpower1234 November 14, 2017
Get the pratt kansasmug. Where you can find a drunken mid-forties man with a cutoff T-shirt and a sad-excuse-for-a Steve Perry haircut at the Applebee’s bar on any given night. Typically calling the bartender “sweetie” after roughly two beers.
If you hear someone say, “There’s a dress that’ll wake you up!”, while watching figure skating, they’re probably from Hays, Kansas.
by Jarm33 February 9, 2018
Get the Hays, Kansasmug. An average sized town, where average things happen, with above average sized people. We are known for founding Veterans Day where people, whether veterans or not, will drink themselves silly while having a valid excuse. Some of the important events that happened in this town are... Some dude named William fought off the KKK, a pastor murdered his wife, and the maids of one of our hotels was accused of stealing drugs from a man (prescription or recreational) and then the man ran them off the road into Hobby Lobby took out his AR-15. The cops were called and the guy escaped to a smaller town but was eventually caught.
by 8po7drclv;hb May 1, 2019
Get the Emporia, Kansasmug. One of the most fucking boring and average towns in existence,but if you’re looking to party it’s the place to be. Class of 2021.
by Big Tittie Boy June 17, 2018
Get the Augusta Kansasmug. The most boring town to live. The school sucks, their teachers and other staff sucks, the food selection sucks. Basic and boring asf. The students also suck. Fuck everybody here, y'all can go suck one
by waitrenegade December 9, 2020
Get the newton kansasmug. Division 1 Collegiate mascot best known for their storied Basketball program. The term JAYHAWK originated during the border war between Kansas and Missouri starting around 1854. The pro slave state Missouri would often send militias that referred to themselves as "Border Ruffians" into Kansas and particularly into Lawrence Kansas, to murder, burn, rape and pillage. The "Jayhawks" were the Kansas faction that fought back against slavery and pushed the racist Missouri Ruffians back into their pro slavery state. The unofficial leader of the Jayhawks at that time was John Brown, the Missouri unofficial leader was William Quantrill. For more information on the atrocities of Quantrill, look up "Quantrill's Raid," "Missouri Kansas Border war."
The Kansas Jayhawks have 173 wins vs Missouri's 95 wins in head to head play IN MEN'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL. Kansas has 47 tournament appearances with 15 final fours. Missouri has 26 tournament appearances with 0 final fours in school history. Missouri ranks third in the nation with most appearances in the NCAA tournament without ever reaching the final four.
by border warrior January 28, 2019
Get the Kansas Jayhawksmug. Commonly dubbed as "Shitnute" this black-hole of a dying community that tends to drag underachievers and hold them hostage within its city limits. Majority of the population consists of White an Methican American, but mostly a mix of the two.
by Lizard_King21 June 25, 2017
Get the chanute, kansasmug.