Kamikaze Screw

Having sex with someone you find disgusting purely to spite them.

I totally Kamikaze screwed that girl last night.

What do mean?

I fucked her, will never call her back, and when my roommate tells her I hanged myself, it's really gonna mess with her head.

by Oavio McCool April 11, 2010

Kamikaze Texting

While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.

“Some punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."

by bumpdraft December 5, 2012

Japanese kamikaze

A sexual act in which a Japanese male lathers himself up in lubricant and suspends himself from the ceiling. He then proceeds to fall from the ceiling and yelling "kamikaze" before falling into the girls vagina. The end result is a very painful and awkward landing that may yield infertility.

Me and this Asian chick did the Japanese kamikaze last night. My mom walked in confused, as she had heard intense screaming, and her lube was all gone. The next day I was sent to a counselor for mental help.

by wtf56 December 19, 2013

kamikaze come-on

A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.

Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?

Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.

by cherryblossom July 11, 2009

kamikaze ad

N.) An ad that pops up after you close another ad, webpage, window, etc.
A.) kamikaze added

The act of being kamikaze added.

Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.

Kamikaze ads are the ultimate product of a life spent training to be a douchebag.

by dictionary man 101 October 7, 2010

Kamikaze bowl

When you have a bowl for a bong and you roll a joint. Put the joint in first then add weed around it so you have a full bowl. Light the joint and smoke it till it reaches the bowl and keep going till it’s done.

Let’s light up a kamikaze bowl boys!!!

by Edger6969111 January 27, 2019

Kamikaze Bukkake

Sex move where multiple men surround a girl and jerk off, but instead of cumming on her face they aim upwards, ejaculating all over themselves and their own faces as she watches

“Me and a bunch of my bros tried doing a Kamikaze Bukkake last night and I think I got pink eye”

by Dicksplatter February 2, 2023